Tuesday, December 9, 2025

Dear Monica Lewinsky by Julia Langbein comes out April 14, 2026


It has taken me so long to write this review because I honestly don't have the right words for how much I loved this book. 

The story concerns Jean who is having a crisis in her home and work life that seems to be related to an affair she had with a professor in the summer of 1998, the same summer the Lewinsky/Clinton scandal was dominating the news. Jean prays to Saint Monica who transports her to a replica of the hotel room in which Ken Starr trapped her and the two women review Jean's story. 

First off, the book is hilarious. Langbein swings hard and connects beautifully in her depiction of Monica as an icon, human and goddess. I hope the real Monica reads this book because it is a love letter to her. 

The beginning is a little confusing. Jean is not particularly likable. Frankly, I never warmed to her, but I loved her story. At the start she is a court translator, formerly a chef. But once she aspired to be a historian. In the flashbacks we learn she is in way over her head with a bunch of graduate students studying medieval architecture in Europe as an undergraduate. As the story progresses we see her near-obsession with one of the professors running the program. She attempts to seduce him. Even in her flashbacks, she is clear that everything that happens is consensual, and yet there are ripples that come to her in midlife with tremendous repercussions. And this is what Langbein does so brilliantly. She shows this dynamic that used to be commonplace and is now taboo and clearly shows why without preaching. And while showing this, she also builds believable, fascinating characters, a bit of suspense and so, so many laughs. 

I can't wait for this book to be published so that I can buy a copy and just hold it in my hands. It was splendid.

Monday, November 17, 2025

The Exes by Leodora Darlington comes out February 3, 2026

 


Wow, I am not quite sure if I enjoyed this book or not. But I was definitely interested in what was happening. Was I sure what was happening? Not at all! But it was fascinating. Nat is married to James and they are having a few problems - fertility and murder, mostly. Has Nate killed a bunch of her exes? Is James next? It is hard to say because things turn on a dime ALL THE TIME! I couldn't put this down for the first third, then I couldn't figure out what was going on the second third and then I couldn't believe what was happening the final third! It was a pretty tight story. The format was a little complex, but it was impossible not to finish. I think this is going to be really popular and I am looking forward to what Darlinton comes up with next, because she has a real gift for keeping the reader on edge.

I gave this four stars which is only the second Netgalley four-star from me. I feel badly because I think it is because it is not the kind of book that I usually like, so it might be a Barb problem and not a THE EXES problem, but I must be true to myself!

Friday, November 14, 2025

Ms. Mebel Goes Back to the Chopping Block by Jesse Q. Sutanto is expected April 28, 2026

 

Mebel is a trophy wife who is thrown for a loop when her husband leaves her for their very young personal chef. She decides that learning how to cook is the way to get him back. Which makes her seem incredibly stupid. But really, her blinders about the allure of a young woman to an old man are kind of a metaphor. 

She is beautiful and an expert at pleasing her mate, but she has never had to do anything else. She is beautiful and rich and it would seem that that should be enough to keep her happy. But clearly it is not. 

Sutanto is, once again, completely on her game at showing generational differences and lack of self-awareness and how finding community can help people find themselves. 

The story is a delight, there is a bit of a mystery, some competition and some delicious sounding food. But the real gem is Mebel's fish-out-of-water learning curve, both with cooking and with the youths of today. The world in which she was raised is entrenched in respect for the elder and when she realizes the world she has moved to (a drippy outpost of Oxford, England that is delightful in its lack of character) has very little respect for women her age, particularly spoiled ones like her, it is uncomfortable for her, but awfully fun for the reader. 

How to Write a Love Story Catherine Walsh comes out March 10, 2026

 

Well this was a pure delight! 

Our hero Sam is a RAVIAN fanboy of the highest order. RAVIAN is a series that seems to be GoT meets LotR meets whatever the hell Brandon Sanderson is pumping out. He is also an editor with the publishing house that represented Frank Sheridan, the RAVIAN creator, before he died, leaving his beloved series unfinished. 

Ciara Sheridan, our heroine, is Frank's daughter, a frustrated crime writer who has been badly mistreated by the internet and her beloved father's propensity for giving away all his wealth to charity before his death. 

Sam's boss sends him to Ireland to help Ciara finish her father's series and make a whole lot of money for everyone and also, you know, honor his legacy.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENS, YOU GUYS???

It's all there in the title. It's a nice, slow-burn, "this is definitely a bad idea to everyone except every single person who is reading this book" kind of romance. Everyone's motives are fairly realistic, the secondary characters are delightful and the setting is deftly drawn without being too irritatingly detailed. 

What I liked about this is that the impediments to romance feel like they have some actual depth and the sex scenes are not embarrassing. Every romance has to have speed bumps, but often they are so ham-handed that I can't be bothered to care. Walsh keeps the stakes high, but doesn't take any messy shortcuts. As far as the steamy bits go, they are hot, but not trying too hard. 

Ultimately, just about everyone in this book is likable and trying their best, Reddit trolls and clueless fans notwithstanding, and it is a lovely book about fandoms and love and getting the job done. 

Parks and Rec: The Underdog TV Show That Lit'rally Inspired a Vision for a Better America by Jennifer Keishin Armstrong is coming April 7, 2026

 

After reading this book, I needed to take some time to watch a few episodes to see if it was really as revolutionary as Armstrong made it seem. 

Just kidding.

PARKS AND REC is what (along with Maker's Mark) got me through the covid lockdown. It it a love song to comedy, collaboration, and community, created by extremely talented and brilliant people working at the top of their game. And Armstrong sketches it out perfectly with the respect it deserves.

The format is chronological and I was surprised at how much lead up there was to actually locking down the show and getting it going as compared to the production. It has a real inside-baseball feel to it. All the players are introduced, the process is deconstructed and the influence is beautifully defined. 

It is extremely well written and I barreled through it, which is rare for me reading nonfiction. I am not sure if that was because I love the show so much or because Armstrong kept waving interesting bits of lore that kept me reading. Either way, it was delightful. The only way I could have loved it more would be if there was a 375 page appendix of recaps of every single episode through Armstrong's discerning lens. But I suppose you can't have everything!


Wednesday, October 29, 2025

WRECK by Catherine Newman comes out, well, yesterday...

 


I was so thrilled to get this one from NetGalley and I was not disappointed! Here is the review I wrote for NG -

The first half of this book had me over the moon with joy. How wonderful to see my dear friend Rocky from SANDWICH again! Her whole family is there, except for her mom who has recently died. Her father is living in “the shack” in the back of the house. Her daughter Willa is working in a lab and living with her folks and trying to deal with her anxiety. Her son is in the big city working as a consultant. When a former classmate of her son is killed by a train, Rocky becomes a bit obsessed with the accident and who is to blame. 

There are so many issues in this book that resonated with me - adult children living at home, aging parents, community tragedy and the curative properties of weed gummies. The second half of the book gets heavier as the family discovers a deeper connection to the train accident and as Rocky deals with medical issues, but the relatability of all the characters and the deep vein of humor don’t flag. 

I read this so fast because I love these people and wanted to fall hard into their lives. It is a rare book that can provide beautiful literary passages along with belly laughs and still feel just like real life. I can’t believe I am saying this, because Sandwich was one of my best reads of the year, but I think the richness of this makes it even better. 

Tuesday, October 28, 2025

When We Were Brilliant by Lynn Cullen comes out January 20, 2026

 So I have been reading NetGalleys and oh my gosh I love it so much! They download to my kindle and I can read in bed without irritating my beloved. This morning I got up at 4 am and started Catherine Newman's WRECK and I can not WAIT to continue!

In an effort to show NetGalley how appreciative I am, I plan to repost the reviews I have written for any 5 star book here just in case they ever check the link that I give them. Last night I finished WHEN WE WERE BRILLIANT and I adored it.

I am a little embarrassed to admit that I didn't realize Eve Arnold was a real person. I thought this was one of those historical books where someone is made up and they interact with real people. This lasted the first quarter of the book, and while I was interested, I wasn't obsessed. Once I realized the error of my ways I started googling and became ENRAPTURED!! The characters of Eve and Norma Jean are so well drawn that I feel like I know them. I feel like we are as aware of Marilyn's husbands in the same way we are Henry VI's wives so it was nice to see some background there, particularly with Joe and that hideous Arthur. (And I am sure that there are many sides to every story and Arthur maybe wasn't a complete jerk for no reason, either way, it made for great storytelling!) 

The way that Cullen referenced specific photographs added so much to the narrative. I kept going back and searching for specific shots. (And I also just ordered 3 different Eve Arnold photography books from a used bookstore before this novel comes out and the prices go way up!) She does a wonderful job of telling the linear story of this friendship and merging her own fictional details, while making it feel so real. The only thing thing that fell a little flat for me was they way that Eve narrated it for Norma Jean, and that really only reared its head when they were in scenes together and she had to say things like "you remember" which pulled me out of the story a bit. In spite of that, while the parts about Eve's life outside of Marilyn's sphere were fairly straightforward and interesting, the scenes when they are together is where it really caught fire. The whole section during the filming of the Misfits and just after was pure perfection! Highly recommended.


Credit: © Eve Arnold/MAGNUM PHOTOS


A Paper I Wrote this Summer About Storytelling of Which I am Quite Proud for No Good Reason.


Speculative Fiction and the Evolution of Stories: 

A History in Eight Storytellers


Stories are the great connector of humanity. Since the inception of language, they have been used to instruct, entertain, and sway audiences to a point of view. Humans have used stories to frame the big questions of life and make them more understandable. While the formats and the language used to tell them have changed immeasurably, the work that they do in helping us define our existence remains the same. 

Speculative fiction is defined as “stories set in a world that is different from the one we live in, or that deals with magical or imagined future events” (Cambridge, n.d.).  Science fiction and fantasy are types of speculative fiction that have entranced story-consumers since the beginnings of storytelling, even though the language used to describe them didn’t exist until far later. These narratives,  set in fantastical worlds, have found a way to hijack the listener into accepting new situations while recognizing how they work as metaphors for the world that is. 

The Epic of Gilgamesh, a story of a king with terrible priorities who quests for immortality, appears to have been written between 2100-1200 BCE and remains studied to this day. In the first section, Gilgamesh and his best buddy Enkidu kill the monster Humbaba and steal his wood. However, Gilgamesh’s bad personality leads him to insult the goddess of fertility and use violence for his own ends resulting in the death of Enkidu. This prompts Gilgamesh to face his own mortality, “Shall I not be like him, and also lie down, /never to rise again through all eternity?” (George, 2003, X.69-71).

The Gilgamesh poet recounts Gilgamesh’s unsuccessful quest for eternal life as a way to show the folly of trying to live forever even as he shows the universality of the longing to just keep existing. This is a story that still resonates with those brave enough to piggyback on Gilgamesh’s journey. 

God has done a lot of great things. God made everything and has kept an eye on it forever. God’s hold on the universe is well earned and, as every third worship song ever written says, God is worthy of our praise.  God also has some great storytellers in God's employ. 

Early creation myths have long sought to explain God (or a God-substitute) - but no one spins a yarn better than the Creator God’s-self in a work called The Bible. The Bible, written between the narrow window of 1500 BCE and 100 AD lays out every single thing that would help a God-worshipper live a good and fulfilling life, along with a lot of other stuff that has been confusing readers for millennia. God, and God’s son Jesus, used stories to bring order from chaos, to make clear the path, and to scare humans into being moral with the constructs of heaven and hell. While some might think it disrespectful to refer to the Bible as speculative fiction, the afterlife bits are certainly set in a world with which the reader is unfamiliar and paint a picture of a future that is unknown.

According to Jonathan Gottschall, “for all the bland satisfactions of heaven, it’s the Christian stories of hell that are, and always have been, shiver-inducing in their raw carnality” (2021). It is easy to interpret scripture to say what is most expedient for the purposes of the storyteller and heaven and hell are the ultimate carrot and stick. Suffice to say, the stories of heaven and hell have caused some discord in the religious world and the way that scripture is understood has led to many people having a more profound sense of the otherworldly even as its influence on our world has done some systemic damage. 

Enter Martin Luther. Luther, baptized a Catholic, was responsible for igniting the protestant reformation through his writing, primarily of The Ninety-Five Theses, also known as Disputation on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences. These tips for better Bible-ing, nailed to the door of the Wittenberg Cathedral in 1517, when Luther was a professor of moral theology at the University, were translated from Latin into German and disseminated through the miracle of print. While it is a stretch to call Luther’s work speculative fiction, his list of improvements were shocking to his contemporaries and led to systemic changes in Christianity as well as some wars and stuff. 

In his lectures on Hebrews at the University of Wittenberg, Luther steps into the heaven and hell debate by calling out those who fear by doubling down on their inherent uncertainty of the speculative nature of those endpoints. “Whoever fears death or does not want to die is not yet a sufficient Christian, for he fails in resurrection faith, so long as he loves this life more than that which is to come.” (1517)  It’s almost as if he is entreating believers to trust the unknown world to come more than the physical world they currently inhabit.

For the purposes of our topic, we must skip over Shakespeare and Milton and Bunyan - Oh my! - and step into the mind of a teenage girl on the shore of Lake Geneva in 1816. At that house-party, Mary Shelley became embroiled in a drinking game with some romance-bros over who could write the best ghost story. While she did not technically tell a ghost story, she began, in that competition, something which became a work that is by many considered to be the first science fiction novel.

Frankenstein (For the love of God, it’s named after the doctor not the monster!) is a creation epic gone horribly wrong. The doctor reanimates dead flesh into something resembling life, and in the process destroys himself. This novel (or big, long story if you prefer) joins “two forces that ultimately combined - firstly and generally that of the supernatural and harrowing; secondly and specifically, the scientific” (Spark, 1951) and thus, science fiction is born.

The impact of the unknown on society is a staple of science fiction. In 1897, at the dawn of the twentieth century, a young socialist named H.G. Wells, who was beginning to be well known for his works of “scientific romance”, published a serialized story in Pearson’s magazine called The War of the Worlds. It described an invasion of Earth by Martians in an attempt to create a colony where their society could escape from their own dying planet. 

Even though Mars was a known place at the time of publication, the inability of humans to visit it and the inscrutability of what might be lurking there was enough of a hook to  make readers wonder, “What if?” Wells’ novel showed the reader that “man has no right to take control of the cosmic process for granted” (Costa, 1967). The same destructive fate that was the Martian’s impetus for invasion will come for us all. 

Nearly 40 years later, the Mercury Theater Company looked at the impact of Wells’ work and said, “Hold my beer.” The Mercury Theater of the Air was a live broadcast of radio dramas that ran from July to December of 1938. The creator and host, Orson Welles (no relation), and his crew used music, sound, and first rate storytelling to present works of fiction to America. However, on October 30th, they vastly underestimated the power of story when their updated version of The War of the Worlds, which presented the story as a “live news” event,  threw people into a panic. While the actual impact has been likely exaggerated as the resulting events are recounted, there were calls to emergency services by befuddled and likely terrified listeners who did not hear the disclaimer at the top of the show that it was a work of fiction. Certainly a lot of earthlings were nervous.

After the fateful broadcast, Welles said, “Well, everybody likes a good story and I think radio is just about the best storyteller there is” (Welles, 1938) and he had proved it by showing the way that media enhanced the scope of storytelling to a new degree. He eventually went on to great success in film and television. His final contribution to science fiction was the voice of Unicron in Transformers: The Movie, which surely says something about the power of science fiction, but what it is is difficult to articulate. 

Ray Bradbury, a popular author of pulp science fiction,  published Fahrenheit 451 in 1953. He later attributed his inspiration as stemming from the ideological miasma of the McCarthy hearings and a quick look back at bookburnings in Nazi Germany. He was also concerned with how television and other media were taking the place of reading literature. 

The work takes place in a dystopian future where books are illegal and are destroyed when discovered, along with the lives of their readers. The government in the story were the “controllers of mass communication and other producers of entertainment [who] decided which ideas they would censor and which they would disseminate.” Which led the public to decide “what it will enjoy, what it will believe, and how it will act” (McGiverson, 1996). Even without a political takeover, the forms of technology employed today have the same power. 

The hero of the novel, a fireman who goes from zealously burning books to valuing them, flees the doomed city and meets a group of book lovers sitting around a fire sharing stories before joining them to return to the destroyed city to rebuild it. In this scene, the books, so valued as artifacts, are turned into thoughts and spoken words. “The idea that [story] is safe only when locked away in memory is almost a startling one in this book that so privileges the literary text; it seems as if the author has come full circle to an oral culture” (Spencer, 1991). 

The purity of spoken story in the face of exploitive media brings us back to the early storytellers whose work only lived on in the minds of those who initially heard their tales. There is clearly no going back to a world where this purity is intrinsic to all storytelling, but speculative stories remain a place where dystopia and utopia can both find a foothold. 

It would be neglectful to skip a mention of Gene Roddenberry who in 1964 began creating a world that took viewers “where no man has gone before” (Roddenberry, 1966) and showed a universe where good doesn’t so much conquer evil as good overpowers evil with the charisma and bravery that made being on the wrong side of history seem uncool. 

The first iteration of Star Trek showed brave explorers navigating a universe where they sought out new life and new civilizations. Even though it revolutionized science fiction on television, it did not last longer than three years. But it did not die. In 1987 Roddenberry was involved in the genesis of Star Trek:The Next Generation which brought the world he created to life again with a new crew, new technology and a new compliment of fans. In this world, storytelling was key, not just in the format of presentation, but in the stories themselves. 

In what is arguably the best episode of the series, The Inner Light, the generally unflappable Captain Jean Luc Picard is laid low by a space probe that renders him unconscious. As he lies helpless on his ship, his mind is taken to a place where he is a young man on a planet with a tragic trajectory towards annihilation. He lives 40 years, watching the clock run out on this world as he marries and fathers children and, of course, learns to play the flute. As an old man, he watches the government send out a rocket containing all the knowledge of the doomed society and realizes “"Oh, it's me, isn't it?...I'm the someone... I'm the one it finds" (Gendel & Fields, 1992).  Through the story programmed into the orb, he becomes the memory keeper of an entire people. This gift, and the burden it imparts, becomes something he will carry with him for the rest of his life. 

In this narrative, Roddenberry, or more specifically, writers Morgan Gendel and Peter Allen Fields using Roddenberry’s structure, show the power of story to resurrect long extinct thoughts, places and experiences. 

The world of Star Trek continues on apace and still informs viewers, readers and listeners of a future where exploration and connection are the primary goals of humanity and where stories are an engine which drive individuals to these goals. 

Both technology and religion retain their hold on the consciousness of the story-informed citizenry and both have taken paths that appear to be harming more than healing. The rise of artificial intelligence and the ubiquity of the internet have taken us on a road that, not to catastrophize, seems to be leading us to a decline in intelligence, even as we have greater tools available for our evolution. But speculative stories continue to give us hope for the future of humankind, perhaps not on Earth as we know it, but in the great unknown. 

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George, A., Sandars, N. K., & Pasco, R. (2003). The epic of Gilgamesh (A. George, Trans.). Penguin Classics.

Gottschall, J. (2021). The story paradox. Basic Books. 

Jarrow, G. Spooked: how a radio broadcast and The War of the Worlds sparked the 1938 invasion of America. Calkins Creek.

King, K. (2013). Quests for immortality and identity: The Epic of Gilgamesh and The Odyssey. In Schweizer & Segal (Eds.), Critical insights: The hero’s quest (pp. 99-114). Salem Press. 

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Friday, August 23, 2024

FOREVER AND EVER by Janet Lambert




I am informed right up front that this is NO LONGER PROPERTY OF EUREKA-HUMBOLDT LIBRARY. So my volume has been across the whole nation to get into my hot little hands! And how do I repay it? By reading it two years ago and taking copious notes and then never writing anything down. Oh yeah, we’re deep in the weeds here. I am going to attempt to remember my thoughts by reading the notes that I vaguely scrawled in the margins as I read. I am not optimistic…

Chapter One is a lot of exposition. The Campbell children (or teens, Sandra is a college freshman, Josie is fifteen and I think by now Tenny is eleven, or maybe he is always eleven, he seems very eleven all the time) are living with their grandmother in Crawfordsville, I mean Wallaceville, Indiana. They are poor and smushed into a little apartment because their parents are selfish mutton heads who think only of themselves and their own creative pleasures. Sandra has a beau named Jay who lives in New Jersey and is ITALIAN! He’s so exotic! He is at Princeton and quite rich and wants Sandra to marry him right now because sometimes early marriage is okay if you know it is for real love and Janet Lambert sanctions it. 

Grandma loves having the kids around, but Sandra is mopey, Josie is making the best of things and Tenny is eleven-ing. I think Sandra needs some new dresses to be able to attend dances to make sure Jay is the one for her, but I find her so dull I can’t really keep track.


In Chapter Two the drama starts right up! There’s a bit of Josie worrying that Sandra can’t join a sorority because their clothes suck, but then she remembers that her mom is a semi-famous artist and she has a bunch of pictures she can sell to finance Sandra’s glow up.  When Josie gets to school Janet points out all that she loves and has her think, “My country gave these to me…My country wants me to have the best.” I mean, it is true, but Janet is SO in love with America, it doesn’t feel like something a fifteen-year-old would think of.

There is going to be a play! An alumna of the high school who is a director in Chicago is doing a try-out of a play that her friend has written and the senior class is going to do it, by force if necessary. (Unless they are on the baseball or track teams because, boys.)

Josie has no plans to audition for a lead like her friend Carola, so she helps Carola with her English accent, but Carola sucks, Josie is compelled to audition by the director and she kills it. Carola is pissed, but Josie begs her not to be mad and says that the horribly named Teal Landis will probably get the lead anyway and please don’t be mad because she has never had friends before and doesn’t want to lose any because of a part she doesn’t even want! There is a nice bit of possible foreshadowing. “Because of not knowing that some girls get over being mad when it suits their purpose, and never having encountered feminine rivalry, she had not thought of Carole’s being insincere.” And since it has been over 2 years since I read it, I can’t remember if this comes up or if Teal is the bitch-baddie we always get. So excited to find out!


Chapter Three we meet Mike (Anna Harding) McCabe. She is a poor little rich girl who has five popular older sisters and just wants to be a boy. She falls in love with Josie immediately. Or in Janet universe, she is a tomboy who needs a friend. I mean, both of these things could be true. At any rate, she is a delight, drives a pony cart and is every bit the iconoclast that Josie is. She and Josie set about selling the paintings. 


Chapter Four is the callbacks for the play and since the paintings are selling and the Campbells are now going to be conveniently loaded, Josie can actually afford to take a lead part. And she gets it, because she is awesome. I asked myself in my notes at the top of the chapter if Josie was a manic pixie dream girl and I think we all know she is, but I still love her. The BMOC, Barry Considine will be playing Ronald MacDonald, the romantic lead, not the hamburger clown.  Barry offers to drive Josie home and is stunned to be turned down for Mike’s pony cart. That’s how they get you, Barry. 


Chapter Five opens with me getting a little weepy. Josie is telling Sandra about their windfall and she says, “We’re Americans at last!” and when Sandra asks for clarification she says, “ Why, we’re in things, silly. We belong to things. No more reefing sails and staring lonesomely at miles and miles of water, no more sitting in the prow of the Pakhoi, etching other kids to go yacht-club dances, no more wishing and aching for friends.” Poor Jo, didn’t even know how lonely she was, the way Sandra did. 

And I have to say, Janet is really great at big picture propaganda. Her details are sometimes off, but she can define a teenage problem really well. Barry invites Josie to run lines and when she meets him at the library she finds he has brought a wingman, the deplorable Hazlitt Aleshire who has the undeniably cool nickname Haze, but is a giggler - “the high-pitched, constant kind”. So gross. They work on the script until the library closes. Barry has to go off to another date and Haze is supposed to see Josie home. She tells him there is no need, she has her trusty roller skates with her.  But even though earlier in the evening he told Barry, “She’s a dim-wit if I ever saw one” he seems reluctant to let her go off on her own. But apparently his only purpose is to teach her about high school jealousy and let her know that Ruthie is going to want to kick her ass. Helpful, Haze, you jerk. Josie is freaking out, but Sandra calms her down, saying, “Gossip and troublemaking come easy to some people [She’s looking at you, HAZE] but that doesn’t mean they’re founded on facts.” Josie decides she is just going to hang with Mike. Solid plan, Josie. 


Chapter Six is more of Josie being awesome. She confronts Ruthie in the kindest possible way and lets her know that she is only interested in Barry as a scene partner. And Janet gets some more licks in on the evils of going steady. Then Haze and Hal horn in on Mike and Josie’s date to drive out in the country. When Haze and Mike amuse themselves swinging on a vine, Josie attempts to get to know Hal. At first he is a jerk and barely engages in the conversation. But when he realizes that Jo is actually interested in getting to know him, he thaws. At one point he says, “I’m retarded” as he discusses his struggles in math and it is quite a punch. Nice that that word is so far from common use that it stands out like that, but weird to see it again. He talks of his plans to join the military and eventually be a gentleman farmer. Josie talks of her dream of having a house full of Campbells, kittens and fun. 


Chapter Seven begins with Tenny earning my undying love by telling Josie, "I couldn't have stood the creep that giggles all the time or that grouchy character.”  Someday, as God as my witness, Tenny, I will figure out how old you actually are. (Okay, just read the first intros again, he is 10, but in 8th grade. So mature!)

Jay is coming for a visit and apparently that means that clothes are important. I am so glad I only care if my clothes are comfy and cover most of my hinder. Also, the Phi Kappa Thetas are desperate for Sandra to join them and they help her put her money worries, and Josie worries, to rest by getting her work study jobs and promising to rush Josie so that she and Sandra can live together next year at college. They are nice sorority girls!


Chapter Eight is just about how horrible those parents are. Sure, they are smart and creative but they are clueless about their children to the point that it isn’t even entertaining. They sent a letter saying that not only are they not coming to Josie’s graduation, but they expect the kids to come down to Haiti to sail with them all summer. They are just the worst. Also, Hal likes Josie, but is clueless about the fact that she is not in the boy business. 


In Chapter Nine, Jay saves the day with a great idea. He and Sandra and Josie are going to go to Haiti and sail the folks back to New York. Tenny will stay with Grandma’s tennants (cousins I think) who are childless and like his weird energy. And Josie is inviting Mike to come with! They are the best of friends and it is adorable. And there is a nice bit about how for the next month, until they leave, Mike will be the center of her family’s attention, perhaps for the first time. Josie decides she doesn’t want to go directly to college at 16 and will stay in New York and be her father’s typist and go to museums. She loves those dreadful parents. 

And also Sandra is crowned queen of the May or something.  And Tenny is doing some middle school Skibide-toilet precurson rhyming slang. 


Chapter Ten has Sandra swooning over the idea that she has been to a dance. And Jay was a delight. Jo is getting all kinds of attention now that everyone knows she’s Haiti-bound. Ruthie and Barry have had a fight and now he is making a play for Josie at rehearsal and she is having none of it. She thinks going steady is stupid and is horrified that Ruthie and Barry’s folks are on the fence about them going to college together, married. And it occurs to me that my grandparents were not supportive of my Dad and my Mom going steady and I have the letter where he apologizes to her for it. What a treasure! Anyhoo, back to the fiction…

We find out in an aside that Hal’s father beats on him - perhaps it’s metaphor? So Barry ends up really asking Josie for advice and she basically tells him that if he’s too stupid to figure this out on his own, he’s too stupid for a wife. Which is pretty solid advice. He tries to get back in with his gang of bros, but they have dates and stuff and he is left alone to contemplate his fate. 


Chapter Eleven starts with Ruthie just freaking debasing herself, asking Josie to pity date Barry to the senior picnic so he won’t date Teal. It’s sad and Janet does a great job of showing how pushing relationships can be terrible. Everyone gets their costumes and complains about it, except Josie who remains a delight. Then Barry asks her to the picnic and she says yes, but when he wants to hang out she says no and goes to find Haze because “Hazlitt’s giggle was more pleasant to listen to than Barry’s troubles.” HA! 

At the picnic a “blubbery” boy (oh, Janet… you just hate the fat so much…) puts a snake down Josie’s top when she is trying to keep him from being horrible and she ends up taking him down in a completely badass way. Afterwards, she takes the little snake into the woods to set it free and also barfs from the experience, but no one sees. And Barry comes to tell her that she is awesome and he is going to try to be less of a jerk. Fingers crossed!


Chapter Twelve is all about Josie’s nerves about the play. Mike is concerned that they have too many clothes for the boat, but Josie reassures them that it will be fine because she knows that they are in love with the clothes (and the attention). Jo is FREAKING OUT over the play. Everyone is trying to distract her, Hal whines about joining the army, Mike is getting Pet shod, it’s all go. Haze and Barry come to get vines because the playwright, Miss Skinner has said that the set is all wrong, and Josie helps and that takes her mind off it. But she is still sure she is going to mess it all up. Spoiler: she does not.


Chapter Thirteen is why I love Janet Lambert so much. She perfectly captures what it is like to be in a high school play. The nerves, the rallying, the feeling that you want to do it again and again. She talks about the aftermath and how the girls in the dressing room tell each other how amazing they are as “the swarming bees of compliments began to fly again.” It is just perfect. Josie is transendent and nobody else messes up too much. 


Chapter 14 is the last one and it starts on a high note as Jay talks to Sandra asking if it is okay if Scott sails with them. It’s a hard no from Sandra. The girls are about to leave for the airport and everyone wants to say goodbye. There is some nice time with Grandma telling the girls how proud she is of them and all Josie’s classmates come by the house to wave them off. And away they go. It’s kind of abrupt, but my favorite line is “She and Josie were going down to Haiti, not to depend on their parents, but to get them back where they belonged.” Even Janet knows that they are disappointing parents. But their kids are all right!


Tuesday, August 8, 2023

ALA June 2023

It seems all so long ago! When I was excitedly planning my summer travels I thought - "I shall religiously keep a photo-journal the whole road trip so I don't forget a thing!" Well, that did not happen. But I will endeavor to put up some of the highlights before it is all just a blur in the partially cooked spaghetti squash that is my brain.  SO this is the part about the American Library Association Conference. My first!

 This is the first day in Chicago when Laura and I met up with my friend Julia (not pictured) who was a member of the esteemed Caldecott committee this year! We did, in fact, horn in on their fancy tea at the Russian Tea room. We talked of the awards process and libraries in general and it was a great start for our experience. 


This is the view from my seat on the floor during the opening event. Don't ask how long it took for me to stand back up again. When Judy Blume is speaking and the only seats are on the floor, you sit on the floor! She was fascinating and delightful and you can read all about it here - https://www.slj.com/story/Judy-Blume-Kicks-Off-ALA-Annual-Talking-Censorship-and-Thanking-Librarians


The vendor floor was massive and at the beginning was not the terrifying (yet invigorating) press of humanity it later became. 


For example, this was the line for Jason Reynolds' book signing. Well, and Jason Griffin, too. But I think we all know for whom the line winds! 
By the end of the conference it was just thousands of librarians carrying hundreds of pounds of free books, begging publishers for just one more tote bag!

One of the best parts of ALA is getting to talk to writers and I stood in line and got books signed and fan-girled with the best of them. These are three of the writers I got to meet and actually remembered to take pictures of them. 

Wendy Loggia and I chatted about the crazy number of interviews she had with Taylor Swift to write her Little Golden Book biography. (The crazy number was 0, but Wendy regrets nothing and stands by her research!) 

I told Jen Ferguson how I had to be hounded into reading her amazing SUMMER OF BITTER AND SWEET by my bossy friend Shilpa, and how we both became obsessed with her book and all the ice cream she mentioned and how we demanded its inclusion on the Mass. Teen Choice Book Award list. I mean, no one argued with us, but we were strident

I also got to meet the charming Ryan La Sala and tell him how much THE HONEYS freaked me out and he assured me that his forthcoming book THE BEHOLDER would put me in a coma.



AASL has its annual national meeting at ALA which Laura and I attended on behalf of MSLA. It was the whole reason we were there. And did I take any pictures? Well, yes! I was seated next to the head of libraries for the Lincoln Nebraska Public Schools and she was telling me about their amazing elementary school curriculum, so I took a picture of that. 

What can I say? I am a giant nerd.









There was some excellent professional development offered, including this one where we learned about pairing primary sources with graphic novels into the perfect slurry of research, history and student engagement. 


                                                                                                                                    Not to brag, but I tied for second place in Library of Congress trivia and won a very cool, and pretty, Library of Congress tee shirt (not pictured) that I have nearly worn to shreds already. 





















And of course Laura and I represented MSLA with perfect decorum on all occasions. This include one of my lifetime dreams - to attend an after-hours party at an art museum. We attended the Rainbow Roundtable 50th Anniversary Gala at the Museum of Contemporary Art AT NIGHT!! (This is from a person who is rarely awake after 8:30 pm.) It was a wonderful event that celebrated this section of ALA that is the oldest professional association for LGBTQIA+ people in the United States. It figures that librarians came up with this first. We're just wonderful!

I will take this opportunity to tell you that, if attending a convention where everyone is as passionate as you are about all the amazing things about our job looks fun to you, you might just want to try to attend the AASL National Conference in Tampa this fall. 


It is the only national conference focused solely on school librarians’ unique and critical role in Prek-12 education, according to their website, and I believe it! Also, the Florida school librarians told us that having a huge group of school librarians descend on the city would be an eye opening experience for those in Florida who are indifferent at best and antagonistic at worst to what we do. 
Consider joining us!