Sunday, March 1, 2026

AMERICAN FANTASY by Emma Straub expected publication April 7, 2026


When my sister and I were in middle school, we used to go for walks and I would tell her dome stories. These were stories of a future when we were old, like in our 20s, and the earth had become basically uninhabitable so we lived in domed cities, but the upside was that we were in the dome with cute boys from school and our celebrity crushes. What can I say, I was deeply influenced by Logan's Run. 

American Fantasy has that kind of lure for me. It is part fan-fic about meeting your childhood crush and sparks flying and part moving nostalgia-fest about the power of fandoms to build connection even as your life is kind of going off the rails. And it's Emma Straub, so it is beautifully and seemingly effortlessly written. 

I loved mid-menopausal Annie - convinced by her Boy Talk super-fan sister to come on this cruise and then left alone when said sister gets an injury and can't attend, conflicted singer Keith who is rethinking his role in the group, Sarah - the event coordinator who is amazing at her job no matter what the men of Boy Talk throw at her, and even "crazy" Maira a notorious Talker who is assigned as Annie's roommate and takes Annie under her wing and feeds her Sexy Sunset drinks and show her the joy of revisiting childhood passions through music and moderate stalking. 

The cruise ship setting is a little overwhelming, as I assume a cruise like this would be, but it works. And the romance is so slow burn that it barely happens. But it is fueled by kindness and concern and that is lovely. 

The three perspectives - the half-hearted fan, the worker bee, and the third-tier celebrity - make for a nice, full view of all the events of the cruise. The fact that it just kind of goes along and naturally ends at the end of the cruise worked for me. I didn't fall in love - I don't think anyone really does in this book - but I had a great little vacation reading it. I would give it four and a half stars, if given the option but you know me - I round up!

DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL by Matt Dinniman

 I can't possibly overstate how much I hate the original cover of this book:

I mean it is horrifying. I can't create anything visual worth a damn, but even I feel superior to this. I would never have read this if that was the cover. 

Thankfully they changed it up (see below) and I dug in and just LOVED the story! I just bought the second volume for my kindle. I don't BUY books, but I needed it. I must know if Carl and Donut, and freaking Mongo, survive.

Okay, the aliens who seeded the earth with humans millennia ago have come back to strip the planet of resources. At the same time, they are airing the most popular reality show in the universe from the dungeons where they have corralled the survivors. 

Carl was trying to rescue his soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend's cat when all the structures on Earth disintegrated along with all their inhabitants. So as a survivor, clad only in his tighty-whiteys and the s-t-b-e-girlfriend's pink crocs, he and Donut headed for shelter. And the carnage began.


I really don't like violence in books or movies, but this is so cartoonish and weirdly detailed that it is not putting me off the book. But it is a lot. Nonetheless, I don't really mind if goblins heads get smashed or gerbil bosses get crushed beneath Carl's disturbingly bare feet. I don't like the evil Negan-ish crawlers who appear to be hunting Carl as they murder other crawlers, but I try to gloss over those parts. 

The killing is probably what many readers are here for, but I love the interpersonal stuff. (This is why I always leave Marvel movies 30 minutes before the end when the Grand Guignol begins.) The relationship between Carl and Donut is delightful - as if Charlie Brown and Lucy were a grown man and a cat, but also Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard without the bland sexual chemistry. My favorite human-centered storyline is the group of elderly people from the Meadow Lark Elder Care Facility and the staff that gently cares for them (unless they pee in the corridors) even to their own detriment. 

This book doesn't stop moving and I didn't stop laughing.